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The toddler is crying. It is Brennan's fault. But his parents witnessed nothing.

"What did you do?" we ask.

"I don't want to tell you."

We ask his sister. She thinks there was hitting involved.

"Brennan, did you hit your brother?"

"It was not a hit!'

"Then what did you do to make him cry?"

"It was a clap of peace."